Lesson learnt at school

Today when I look back at what I learned during my formidable days of schooling, I see the so called punishments from my beloved teachers as great learning in life.

1. Stand up on the bench - Take a holistic view, look at the big picture

2. Stand with hands up - Aim high, reach higher

3. Stand facing the wall - Introspection

4. Stand outside the class - Learn through observation, take a world view

5. Kneel down - Humility

6. Murga Bano -
Physical endurance

7. Clean the blackboard - Forget and forgive, start with a fresh slate

8. Finger on your lips - boast less

9. Hold your ears - listen more
10. Touch your toes - Be flexible & respect elders 

11. Write down a line 25 times - work towards perfection

12. Detained after school - Dont join the rat race...be exclusive

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Wo Jazbon Ki Tijaret Thi Ye Dil Kuch Or Smjha Tha
Usay Hansane Ki Adat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Or Smjha Tha
Mujhe Us Ne Kaha K Aoo Nai Duniya Basata Hain
Usay Sooji Shararat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Or Smjha Tha
Humesha Us Ki Aankhon Main Dhanak Se Rang Hote Thay
Yeh Us Ki Aam Halet Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Smjah Tha
Wo Mere Pas Baithe Dair Tak Ghazlain Meri Sunta
Usay Khud Se Mohabat Thi Ye Dil Kuch Aur Smjha Tha
Mere Kandhay Pe Ser Rakh Kar Kahin Jo Kho Gayae They
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Mujhe Wo Daikh Kar Aksar Nigahain Phair Lete They
Ye Der Perda Hakarat Ti Ye Dil Kuch Aur Samjah Tha

The Yellow Duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Young Johnny replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."