Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.
Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500/ US"?
Santa: "But youre too damn good".
Gary: "Ill play left handed".
Santa cant resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.
Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (Youre an absolute fool Santa)
Santa: "kyon" (why)?
Banta: "Abe kabutar ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". ( Gary
Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).
