Lady came to Kaalu

One day a lady came in running into police station where Kaalu was police inspector...

And she said "praji..praji gajab ho gaya"

Kaalu asked "bhenji ki ho gaya"

The lady replied "mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain"

On that Kaalu replied " koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo".