One day a lady came in running into police station where Kaalu was police inspector...
And she said "praji..praji gajab ho gaya"
Kaalu asked "bhenji ki ho gaya"
The lady replied "mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain"
On that Kaalu replied " koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo".