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Santa banta got Beaten up

Once Santa and Banta both were beaten badly and were lying on the hospital beds..here is the conversation between them.

SANTA: oye Banta what happened with you?
BANTA: Yaar I was coming in the bus, with a packet of photographs in my hand, suddenly the packet fell downand I started to recollect the photographs. 



SANTA: then what happened?
BANTA: One photo was lying under a woman, I said mam will u please lift your skirt I have to take a photograph, and the whole crowd beat me cruely.

BANTA: But what happened with you?
SANTA: One day when I was on a tour, I lost my whole money so I requested a man to let me stay for the night in his house, but he refused saying that "I have got one grown up daughter so i'm sorry", then I asked another man he also refused saying that " I have got two grown up daughters so i'm sorry", then I knocked the third door and asked "sir do you have any grown up daughter, I have to stay for the night".