Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?
The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied:'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied Now clean your ass with that!
