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Height of Fear

Owner of a poultry form in Pakistani area threatens all the hens: If all of you don't start laying 2 eggs everyday, your feed will be stopped.

Hens started laying 2 eggs from next day. But one of them was still laying one egg.

Owner: You gave only one egg. You are not afraid of me?
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He got reply:
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Sir, I gave the egg because of your fear... otherwise I am a cock.