One day a jatt was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted,
"Santa your daughter Preeti just got run over by a car on the road below".
The Jatt was in a panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeti.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa .