Kaalu to his Maths Teacher,
Kaalu: Miss mein aapko kaisa lagta hoon ??
Teacher: So Sweet !!
Kaalu : Toh mein bheju aapne Mummy Papa ko.....
Teacher: Kyun...!!!
Kaalu: Taaki woh Hamari baat chalaye...
Teacher [Shockingly] : What??
Kaalu : Tution ke Liye....
