Lazy rule 1
If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge
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Lazy rule 2:
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy
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Lazy Rule 3:
If you spill water, it will eventually dry
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Lazy rule 4:
If its not on the first search page on Google, it doesn't exist
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Lazy rule 5:
Don't charge your phone till it says 3% remaining
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Lazy Rule 6:
Screw the 'T&C's. Just hit Accept
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Lazy Rule 7:
I'll tell you later!!
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Lazy Rule 8:
Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again
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Lazy Rule 9:
If you're late, don't go
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Lazy rule 10:
The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV
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Lazy rule 11257389135:
You dont have to read all the numbers