Pappu called a newspaper office and asked:
Mera Chacha mar gaya hai, obituary ke kya charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Pappu : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Pappu : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
