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Funny Medical Definations

Have you heard of Pappu applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why?  These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody – Against everyone

Artery – The study of the paintings.

Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section – A district in Rome.

Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.


Chronic – Neck of a crow.

Coma – Punctuation mark.

Cortisone – Area around local court.

Cyst – Short for sister.

Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose.

Dilate – The late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation – In this place.

Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans.

Enema – Not a friend.

Fake labour – Pretending to work.

Genes – Blue denim.

Hernia – She is close by.

Impotent – Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain – Hurt at work.

Lactose – People without toes.

Lymph – Walk unsteadily.

Microbes – Small dressing gown.

Obesity – City of Obe.

Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins – In favor of teens.

Pulse – Grain.

Pus – Small cat.

Red blood count – Dracula.

Secretion – Hiding anything.

Tablet – Small table.

Ultrasound – Radical noise

There were the answers he provided in the exam and he got rejected.