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Poor Jokes #1

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'

2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."

3. I love it when my Sony smart phone hangs and gives me Problems.
....
Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.