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Machchar ka Dahej

Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata...
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Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ???
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Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai,
Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai...

Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo
Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai..