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Mat kar intezar is zanam mein uska - Marriage Jokes

Ek din Khuda ne mujhse kaha:
"Mat kar Intezar is Janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya:
"Lene de maza Intezar ka, agle Janam mein to Mumkin hai..

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat kar itna Pyar bahut Pachhtayega..

Muskura ke Maine kaha:
"Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe Tadpayega...:))

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Bhool jaa usse, Chal tujhe Jannat
ki Apsra se milata hun".

Maine kaha:
"Aa Neeche dekh mere Pyar ka Muskurata Chehra, Tujhe Jannat ki Apsra Bhulvata hu..;-))"

Gusse mein Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat Bhool apni Aukaat tu to ek Insaan hai."


Has kar Maine kaha:
"Toh mila de mujhe mere Pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Khuda hai.."
.....Phir Khuda ne Gusse mein ,
usse Shadi kara di...
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Aur Iss Tarah Mera Sab Bhoot Utar Gaya...