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Jo kutte bhaunkte, Woh katte te nahi

School se ek ladka rote huye Waps aaya...
Mummy: Kya hua beta, tum itna kyu Ro rahe ho ?
Kid: Teacher ne maara mujhe...
Mummy: Kyun, tumne aisa Kya kar diya bete ?
Kid: Mummy wo mere dost ko dhamki de raha tha,
ke kal home work nahi Kiya to accha nahi hoga...
Main bas apne friend ko Ye bola tha, ke tention na
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Jo kutte bhonkte hai, wo Katt nahi sakte...