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If animals have had Facebook
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If animals have had Facebook, these are most Likely to be their Status Updates: Cockroach: Managed to Skip from some one’s foot step... ...
The Geek's Love Story
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess&quo...
Funny Animals
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See what these Animals are doing today....to make you feel better
Mr. Cat's Wedding
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Look How nervous Mr.Cat was on his Wedding, wish him best of luck. Mr. and Mrs. Cat
Advantge of Learning foreign Language
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Mouse was Going wid his Kids A Cat jumped infront of dm Mouse shoutd "BHOW BHOW" Cat runs away Mouse=Dats d Advntge of Lerning for...
Cost of Calf
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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explain...
Thirty thousand Cockroaches
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A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once." "What in the world do you want wit...
Handicapped Horse
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The trainers last minute instructions to a jockey were to shout "Up and Over" at each jump. The jockey considered this stupid and ...
Funeral
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Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to...
Woof! Woof!
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!"...
Color of Elephant
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A sardar was asked by his friend that if he was going in a jungle alone and if he saw an elephant what will he do? Sardar "What is the ...
Gorilla and Hunter
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One morning Mrs.Johnson found a ferocious gorilla in a banana tree in her orchard. She called a famous hunter to come and get rid of the gor...
Rabbit and Snake
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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediat...
Blind and Dog
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. Th...
A Frog and the Beautiful Girl
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing...
A talking Dog
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them...
The Goony Bird and Husband
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After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and...
Blind as Bat
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Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats we...
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