Santa was driving car very fast. Traffic police caught him. Santa - Sir, I am learning driving. Police - Without Teacher? Santa - Yes, I...

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. . ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degre...

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10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the. Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi! ...

When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in." She: Ha...

Engineering Is like a.... . . . . typical Indian public toilet . . People outside r desperate to go in & people inside r dying ...

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . . . . . Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo Tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . . . 1st aayi h...

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?????? . . . . Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon sahab.... . . . . . Engineer ...

English Sir- Pappu you are late..! Pappu- Sir meri car... Sir- Pappu speak in English, . . . . . . . . . Pappu- My car was fussi...

A Software Engg was smoking Girl: Didn't u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health. Engineer: We bother only about errors &a...

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water. What does he do? . ....

If money is lost → nothing is lost If health is lost → something is lost But if character is lost, → 8 BITS are lost

A heart touching poem by an engineering student....... If i die in a exam zone, Box me up & send my home, Put my papers on my chest...

Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without me, you b...

Electrons were partying Protons attacked them A hero saved them when the electrons asked his name he said "the name's Bond" C...

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend.. Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha Teacher's Girlfriend : Mu...

The 2 happiest days in engineering life.. first day: Thank god i got it.. And last day: Thank god i got out of it;)

Tata Motors -What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car? Ratan Tata:Sodium Nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaN...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess&quo...