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Never use Facebook Gyaan
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Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry. Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open i...
Grandma's Hair
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severa...
Friendship Test
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T hE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEnds...
Fully positive
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Mu...
Billy and the Computer
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Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill presse...
बेचारा मर्द
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मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम , औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू, अगर कुछ न कहे...
Kahan jana hein?
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jah...
Barber and Asians
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There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the bar...
Ugly Kid looks like monkey
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A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically. He says, "Lady,...
Phone Bill
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You have to limit...
Who is Deaf
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Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's s...
Gujju and Earache
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A Gujju woman took her baby to a doctor, who determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In t...
RSVP means...
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Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help ...
Quick Job Promotion
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Kanjibhai called one of his employees into the office. "Rohit ," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You s...
Yesterday's Flight
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The passengers were leaving the Air India plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied Kanjibhai paused to congratulate the flight attend...
Does Management know their Staff?
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On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached...
Waiter and A.C.
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Once a lady went into a restaurent. After sometime she called her waiter and asked him to turn the a.c. off. A few minutes later she again s...
Sardarji at T.V. Shop
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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
Ajeet aur Raabert
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Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang. Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain [ Champagne ] mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara...
Ab GK kya karenge
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There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent. He won every GK Quiz he took part in .... Then one day he fell...
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