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Never underestimate 3 things
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Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1. Wife angry for a reason. 2. Wife angry without reason. 3. Wife about to get angry and lo...
Mein itna bada kab hounga
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Chota bacha apni maa se, Maa main itna bada kab hunga ke apse poche bina har jaga chala jaun . Maa buhat pyaar se, . . Beta itna bad...
ECG of a Married Man
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This is how Heart pulse of married man changes in different situations ECG of a man when with his Wife ____/\_______/\______/\____ ECG ...
neend na aane ka ilaaj
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Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!! Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do! Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha...
khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
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Padosi: yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki aawaz aati hai, ye khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai? Aadmi: yaar meri biwi mujhe jooton se maarti ...
Lady beats a Daaku - Husband Wife Jokes
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In Court Judge to Lady: You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumne..! . Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha, main samjhi mere pati ...
Santa to Police - Santa Banta Jokes
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Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !” Santa – “kyon ?” Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar ...
Difference between Filmi and Real life
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai? Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil ...
Life is Beautiful - Marriage Jokes
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Ek Diwaar par likha hua tha, . . . "Life Is Very Beautiful". . . .. Kisi ne uske niche ek line aur add Kar di: . . &...
Tum bilkul nhi badli
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Husband wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan. They both meet after some time. Husband tells wife: see I...
Mat kar intezar is zanam mein uska - Marriage Jokes
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Ek din Khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat kar Intezar is Janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai. Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza Intezar...
Safaai nhi tarika btao - Husband Wife Jokes
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Judge : tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke , daraa ke , dhamka ke , apne control me rakha hai . Mulzim : judge sahab aisa hai ki .......
Commando's Interview
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A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army! Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, ...
Cheat God a Thousand times
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You cheat God a thousand times!! But . God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time... . . . . . He just gets you MARRIE...
Aapki shakal meri wife se milti
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Pappu ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. . . . Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske gaal p...
Man v/s Woman Deppression
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MAN's Depression - Business Slow Chal raha hai.. - Payment nahin aa rahi hai.. - Credit card ka bill pay krna hai.. - Family ki ...
Ye apne kiya kaise
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Judge : aap par aarop hai ki pichale 10 saal se apne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. . . . . Pappu : Par janab . . . . . ...
A civilized Poetic Fight
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A civilized fight between husband & wife... Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU...
Mantra of Successful Marriages
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A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advic...
LIC ki Gazab scheme
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L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai.. . . . . L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai... . . . Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bit...
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