When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?

God is also an Engineer

God is also an Engineer


BRAHMA :- System installer

VISHNU :- System supporter

SHIVA :- System Programmer

NARAD :- Data transferer


YAM :- Deleter

APSARA :- Virus 

A Kid's Computer Problem

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About
Computer Problem..

Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star [*****].
What is That joke? .

Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password….

Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One
Standing Behind Me

Engineer bother only about errors

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

Story of Mathematician

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
.

.

He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

8 Bits are lost

If money is lost
→ nothing is lost

If health is lost
→ something is lost

But
if character is lost,
→ 8 BITS are lost

ENGINEER BORN TO DIE.

A heart touching poem by an engineering student.......

If i die in a exam zone,
Box me up & send my home,

Put my papers on my chest,
And tell my mother i did my best

Tell my dad not to bow,
He will not get tension from me now,

Tell my brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently,

Tell my sister don't be upset,
Her brother will not rise after this sunset,

Don't tell my friends they are hearties,
And start to for parties,

And tell my love not to cry,
"BECAUSE ... I'M ENGINEER BORN TO DIE."

Who is the Boss

Wikipedia: Enter
a word... I have pages to tell.

Google: Enter a query... I have
unlimited ways to answer.

Internet: Without me, you both
are Nothing.

Computer: Without me, You all
are useless.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Electricity: Keep Talking... :

Fever of Chemistry

Electrons were partying Protons attacked them A hero saved them when the electrons asked his name he said "the name's Bond" COVALENT BOND

2 happiest days in engineering life

The 2 happiest days in engineering life..

first day:
Thank god i got it..

And

last day:
Thank god i got out of it;)

The Geek's Love Story

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

Height of addiction

Just before hanging judge askd the prisoner"Any last wish??"

Prisoner:- "Yes, i want to update my facebuk status
as "Dead"!!!

Plumber vs Engineer

Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Hua
Kaalu-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai kamata
Plumber-Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

Ek Ghane Jungle mein

Ek ghane jungle me aap akele,rat k 2 baje ka time,joron ki hava chalti hui


Samne k ped par ek lash jamin se 15m upar latki hui jiski aakhen bahar latakti hui



Aapke dil me ghabrahat,sanse tej chalti hui

Aap us lash ke pas gae.Achanak ped ki deheni tuti & lash aap ke uper giri...

Then.

Beggar and Software Engineer

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

Daddy's Password

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!" (*****)

Billy and the Computer

Bill's company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.

Programming & Hindi Songs

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
मुझे कुछ कहना हैं
मुझे भी कुछ कहना है
पहले तुम , पहले तुम
2. The debugger
जब कोई बात बिगड़ जाए
जब कोई मुश्किल पढ़ जाए
तुम देना साथ मेरा हम्नावाज़

Don't Look at the Light!

Customer: "My mouse doesn't work any more."

Tech Support: "Is it an optical or ball mouse?"

Customer: "Huh?"

Tech Support: "Does it have a ball or light?"

Customer: "It has an light on top."

Tech Support: "On top?"

Customer: "Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it's on top."

Tech Support: "Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk."

Customer: "Oh! It works!"

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

• I hated sleep.


• I had enjoyed my life enough.


• I couldn't live without tension.


• I wanted to pay for my sins.


• I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.


• Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.


• I wanted to take revenge on myself .