When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in." She: Ha...

God is also an Engineer BRAHMA :- System installer VISHNU :- System supporter SHIVA :- System Programmer NARAD :- Data transferer ...

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star [*...

A Software Engg was smoking Girl: Didn't u see the warning ? Smoking is injurious to health. Engineer: We bother only about errors &a...

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water. What does he do? . ....

If money is lost → nothing is lost If health is lost → something is lost But if character is lost, → 8 BITS are lost

A heart touching poem by an engineering student....... If i die in a exam zone, Box me up & send my home, Put my papers on my chest...

Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without me, you b...

Electrons were partying Protons attacked them A hero saved them when the electrons asked his name he said "the name's Bond" C...

The 2 happiest days in engineering life.. first day: Thank god i got it.. And last day: Thank god i got out of it;)

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess&quo...

Just before hanging judge askd the prisoner"Any last wish??" Prisoner:- "Yes, i want to update my facebuk status as "...

Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Hua Kaalu-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai kamata Plumber-Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

Ek ghane jungle me aap akele,rat k 2 baje ka time,joron ki hava chalti hui Samne k ped par ek lash jamin se 15m upar latki hui jiski aakhen ...

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What i...

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kit...

Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill presse...

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other मुझे कुछ कहना हैं मुझे भी कुछ कहना है पहले तुम , पहले तुम 2. The debugger जब कोई बात बिगड़ जाए ...

Customer: "My mouse doesn't work any more." Tech Support: "Is it an optical or ball mouse?" Customer: "Huh?&quo...

I hated sleep. I had enjoyed my life enough. I couldn't live without tension. I wanted to pay for my sins. I believed in the B...