Dost : Bhai kaisa hai? Me : Mast hu.. tu bata? Dost : Main bhi mast.. Yaar ek kaam tha..! 😶 Me : Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat ka...

Boy: Viber use krti ho..?? Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai.. Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun j...

Passenger: Bhaiya, Mangal(Mars) pe chaloge? Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega! Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja.. Pune Autowala: A...

Santa kills DEER & cooks it. He doesn tell his kids wht it is.......He gives a clue "Its wat ur Mom calls me"(dear) Son sc...

Boss : We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen o...

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The pa...

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them sugge...

Gabbar: Sambha, tumhara janam kaise hua? Sambha: Mere parents ne Usha Utthup se song gavaaya... Sambha ho, ho, ho, ho, ho... aur main h...

In Court Judge to Lady: You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumne..! . Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha, main samjhi mere pati ...

Pappu, apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho? Pappu : oye! girlfriend hogi teri..mer...

I typed MARRIED...it was auto corrected to MARTYRED I typed SHAADI....it was auto corrected to SHAHEED Damn ... these smart phones have ...

India me Insaan sab se jyada khush kab hota hai ? . . . . . . . . . . jab railway fatak band ho rha ho aur usse pehle wo apni g...

Ek Ladke Ne Ladki se Kaha :- "I Love U" To Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe jordar chanta Mara Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua is tarah &...

Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood- . . . . . . . . . . . "I love you" and "50% off"

Whole Life Explained In One Song !!! Age 1 to 15 : Naino Mein Sapna. 15 to 25 : Sapno Mein Sajna. 25 to 35 : Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya. 3...

Agar aapko koi pathar mare, to aapka farz hain ki aap us par phool phenke.. . . . . . . . . Lekin.. . . "Gamle" ke sa...

Friend or Girlfriend me kya fark hota hai..? Friend wo hai jisse hum udhar lete hai. Aur Girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hy.!

One day, a father gets out of work, and on his way home, he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy st...

Kaalu:" I am going" ka kya matlab hota Hai.. ?? . . . Pappu:" Main Jaa Raha hoon.. . . . . . . . . Kaalu:" bina ...

Kanjus Pappu's son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Pappu took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? ...