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Showing posts with label Miscelleneous Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscelleneous Jokes. Show all posts

Side effect of Hero Panti - Filmy Jokes

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HeroPanti Dekhne Ke Side Effects" Maa- Ek Kaam Karega? Me- Thoda Rest Kar Lun, Phir Karunga.. Maa- Accha Ab Bas Kar Apni Heropanti ...

Voldemort hein kya??

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Girl 1 : hey I got engaged.. Girl 2 : wow congratulations! naam kya hai unka? Girl 1 : main inka naam nahi leti.. Girl 2 : Voldemort ha...

The Internet Family

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A man from UP is introducing his family: 1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!! 2. Ee ha...

Jara Maachis Dena - Pappu Jokes

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Ek baar Pappu dukan ja ke dukandar se kaha:" jara machhis dena... . . . . . . . Dukandar ne lighter utha ke diya.. . . Pa...

Babaji ka thullu - Valentine's Day Special

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Rose day : Phool nahi mile.. Propose day : Ladki nahi mili.. Chocolate day : chocolate costly the.. Promise day : Jab Govt. nahi k...

Propose Day Special : Confidence toh dekh

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"Bandar ne kiya sherni ko propose" gift me diya usne red rose sherni ne kaha apni surat Aaine me dekh Bandar bola Surat pe mat j...

Haryanvi to Telecom Customer Care - Haryanvi Jokes

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Haryanvi calls customer care: maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia or bhag gi. Cus.Care:To mai kya karu? Hryanvi:Re tu manne yu bata ki roami...

Machchar ka Dahej

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Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... . Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? . . . . . . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein ...

BBM story

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BB Users: "BBM is such an outdated app for us" iPhone & Android users: "BBM rocks" Nokia smartphone users : A...

Poor Jokes #1

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1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo' 2. If Sridev...

kitni roti bnaegi

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Ek Aurat ek ghante mai 40 roti bana sakti hai to 3 auratain mil k ek ghante mai kitni rotian bana lengi? , , , , , , , , , Ans: ...

Girlfriend on Kaun banega crorepati

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On the set of KBC... A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer. ...

Teri Khamoshi ki wajah

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Teri khamoshi aur udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya...

Types of Mummy

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Aalsi Mummy "EK baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai?" Dhamkane Waali Mummy "Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi....

Marne ke 3 Tarike..

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Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!! Roj cigret piyo 30 Saal Me Maroge,, Roj Drink karo 15 Saal Me Maroge,,  Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo Jite Ji Mar jaog...

Do baate humesha yaad rakhe

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Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai... A...

Bhagwaan ne kaha Dosti Chhod de

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Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga.. 2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi...

Tumhare pass kya hein??

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Mere pass Facebook hai, BBM Hai, Twitter hai, WhatsApp hai . . . tumhare pas kya hai..? . . Smart ans: Mere paas "Aur bhi kaam...

Ramadan Mubarak

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Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a M...

Kanjus Pappu Joke #5

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Pappu: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Pappu : 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Pappu : Le 4...