When leaving work late, you will mostly go unnoticed. . . . . When you leave early, you will meet your boss at the parking lot.

Boss : We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen o...

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1 . "We will do it" means "You will do it" 2 . "You have done a great ...

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, . . . Jab dulhan phero k wakt uske paas aa kar baithi to vo bola, . . . Thoda paas ho k beth, ek ...

Judge: Gawah ko katghare mein pesh kiya jaye. Vakeel: *throws a history textbook* Judge: What nonsense? Vakeel: Milord, itihaas gawah hai.

My Boss installed WhatsApp and texted me 'Oye Joke Bhej...!' I replied 'sir pehle batao increment kab hoga?---' Boss Re...

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. . ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degre...

Many time our Sincere Journalists ask pointless Questions to the Victim  just to increase TRP's and Viewership. Similarly in India,  On ...

Ek driver ki seat ke piche likha tha . . . . . Agar Khuda ne chaha to manjil tak paucha doonga, . . . . . agar nazar chuki to Ma...

Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye... . . Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass . . . . . aur . . . . . . ...

Ek admi Doctor se :- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho. . . jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai . . . . Doctor :- ma...

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and...

Have you heard of Pappu applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why?  These are the answ...

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai.. . . . . L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai... . . . Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bit...

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the. Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi! ...

Operation k bad patient bola: "doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG MUKT hu..?" Samne se Jawab mila: . . . . . . . "Beta, doc...

God is also an Engineer BRAHMA :- System installer VISHNU :- System supporter SHIVA :- System Programmer NARAD :- Data transferer ...

At an Chandigarh Railway Station, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name..!! Guess the name of that book??...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: &quo...

Stock and Shares Definations BSE : Bombay Se Exit NSE : Nation Se Exit F/O : Future Over NIFTY : No Income For This Year FII : Fraudul...