Ajit and Sister of Extra

Scene: Ajit is leering at a girl who happens to be
the sister of one of the extras.

Extra: "Saab bechaari goongi hai.''
Ajit: "are hum kahaaN usse ramayan padhvaane jaa rahe haiN.''

Robert ke teen Bachche

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

disgusted with Mona

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar

Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...

Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajeet : Nomore !

Super Conductor

Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.

Headache

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!

Debuger start kardo

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger start kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyun, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

cricket aur sattebaji

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.
Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.
Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.
Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.
Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?
Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!