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Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts

Santa recorded baby's voice

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Santa-Oye kya kr raha ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Santa to Police - Santa Banta Jokes

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Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !” Santa – “kyon ?” Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar ...

Difference between Filmi and Real life

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai? Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil ...

Santa ki Suicide na karne ki Speech - Santa Banta Jokes

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Santa 'suicide' nhi karne ki speech de raha tha. Santa- "Suicide nhi karna chahiye. Suicide darpok, bujhdhil, kaayar log k...

Banta ki Wife ko Saanp ne kata

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Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai! Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwan...

Santa in Hotel

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Santa in Hotel : Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room, Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya ? . . . . . Waiter :...

Santa ne sagai kyun tod di??

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Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di? . . Banta: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha.... . Santa: Toh..? . . . . . Banta: toh, ...

Akhrot khane se Dimaag tez hota

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1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.. Santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? Aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai. Santa : kaise? Aadmi : Acchha y...

Dil cheer ke dekh

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Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao.. . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hog...

HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY

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Santa radio thik karwane gya. Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai, Isliye nhi chal rha. Santa:Le 100rs,Mausam naya daa...

Kanjoos Banta and his Son

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Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj ...

Santa in Art Gallery

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SANTA- In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai? Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai:...

Abhi Talash Jari

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2 Seat Wala Helicopter ,Kabristan mein Crash ho gya,. Agle din TV par Headlines "Two Seater Helicopter Crashed,Punjab Police ne 150 Las...

Jatt Winning A Nobel Prize

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a jatt standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the sid...

I have see your password

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Santa was drawing money from ATM, Kaalu behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)....

Essay on Dog

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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Student: Ki karda masterr g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhi...

Santa and Genie

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A Punjab Police employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the co...

64 Dand [64 Teeths]

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Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye...

Balwinder and Elizabeth

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Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She s...

Santa and Wash Basin

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Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes runn...