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Lesson learnt at school
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Today when I look back at what I learned during my formidable days of schooling, I see the so called punishments from my beloved teachers as...
Jo kutte bhaunkte, Woh katte te nahi
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School se ek ladka rote huye Waps aaya... Mummy: Kya hua beta, tum itna kyu Ro rahe ho ? Kid: Teacher ne maara mujhe... Mummy: Kyun, tumn...
A Punjabi woman to a Doctor
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Sometimes, it's a funny situation when someone have little communication power and he/she tends to mix two or more Languages. This is o...
Late Arrival Reason by Pappu
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English Sir- Pappu you are late..! Pappu- Sir meri car... Sir- Pappu speak in English, . . . . . . . . . Pappu- My car was fussi...
Student's Ultimate Question
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1 stone is enough 2 break a glass! 1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart! 1 second is enough 2 fall in love! . . . . . . . . But...
Magical Maths
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Magic of Math ! 10-(minus)01=9 21-12=9 32-23=9 43-34=9 54-45=9 65-56=9 76-67=9 87-78=9 98-89=9
Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai
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Kaalu: Agar Toilet Ja Ke Aane Ke Bad Dubara Jane Ki Zarurat Pade Toh Tu Konsa Gaana Gayega? . . . . . . . . . . Mataalu: Juda...
Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup
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Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup. Why? B'coz They keep 1 Boy/Girl Friend as Reserve for Doubtful Debts.!!
Studying Philosophy
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"If U Do Regular Study, It Means U D0n't Have Confidence In Urself. Study At Last Moment & Show Ur Confidence.
Story of Mathematician
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A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water. What does he do? . ....
Me to my Heart
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I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night.? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act l...
Principal Advice
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Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. . . . . . Students: Impossible Sir..!! :O School is only For 6hrs ...
Sabse jyada gussa kab ata hai??
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Sabse jyada gussa kb ata hai?? . . . . Jab apka teacher bole ki mai kal class test luga aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhøol jaye . . ...
HEIGHT OF STUPIDITY
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Santa radio thik karwane gya. Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai, Isliye nhi chal rha. Santa:Le 100rs,Mausam naya daa...
3 Companies are after me
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Me- I need Salary Increment.3 other companies r after Me. Boss - Really ?? Which 3 ?? Me - Electricity ,Telephone n Credit Card..
HEIGHT OF STUDING
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Policeman saw a class 12 science student crying...:-( Policeman: what is the matter boy.? . . . Boy: "matter is anything that oc...
School faces
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Monday :( Tuesday :/ Wednesday :| Thursday :) Friday :D Saturday ^.^ Sunday -_-
Brilliant Question with Brilliant Answer by Students
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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In wich battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of...
School vs College
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A Big Difference Between School & College: . . In School If You Were Late, You Have To Sit On Last Bench.. . . . But In Colla...
What Is Education..?
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Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.
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