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Are you Fedup of mosquito
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Kya aap Machharo se pareshan hai.....? Sone me takleef hoti hai ..? . . . Machharo ke sone ke baad so jao What an idea sir ji :)
Murkh aadmi ki biwi
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Lalu : Vidvano ne kaha hai.. ki Murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sundar Rabdi : Dhat.... Aap ke paas to hamaar taarif ke Alawa kono kam nahi hai
The Divorce
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Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With...
I hate Hospitals
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Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
Get 100% satisfaction
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Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and...
Malika Hot
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
one kiss per yard
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
You are Passionate
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Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of...
sheik on Camel
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One shiek and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. shiek gets off the camel and lifts up its tail...
Two Drunkens
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Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets q...
Oversea Trip
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Two ladies went through the custom check point after an oversea trip. Customer Officer found Lady A had seven branded panties in her luggage...
Two men in Mall
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Two men with babies bump into each other at the mall - I am very sorry about that, I didn't see you I was looking for my wife. - You kno...
Pay attention Student's
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First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the s...
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