Education related Bollywood Songs

If we analyze the expressions of our Mast Maula Back-Bencher Students, Then We can relate them to Some Bollywood Songs.

School : " Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki
nahi..
Tution : " Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey
Kahan Main Kidher Chala..

Maths:" Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye  , Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam....
Science : " Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle....
Exam : " Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain....
Result  : jab dil hi tootgaya hum jeeke  kya kare....
Pass:" Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj
Itni Khushi Mili hai.. ..
Fail : " Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona
soona laagay.. ..

Agar mein First Division Paas ho gaya toh

KID - Papa agar aapko pata chale ki me
First Division paas hua to aapko kaisa lagega?
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PAPA - Main to Khusi se Pagal ho jaunga.
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KID - Bas isi Dar se main Fail ho gaya..

Why i hate studies?

"Propose Day" pe
maine apni Books ko propose kiya
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Books ne mujhe reject kar diya
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Bus phir kya yaar wahi kaha -
"I hate studies "

Secret of Exam

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

English Teacher vs Kid

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with
Dad
last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I
slept
with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi
hogi.

Miss Call

Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..! subah mere
mobile pe likha tha-
MISS CALL...

Late Arrival Reason by Pappu

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing...

why we are speechless during Viva?

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.

Student's Ultimate Question

1 stone is enough 2 break a glass!
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart!
1 second is enough 2 fall in love!
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But why the hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam????

Magical Maths

Magic of Math !

10-(minus)01=9
21-12=9
32-23=9
43-34=9
54-45=9
65-56=9
76-67=9
87-78=9
98-89=9

Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai

Kaalu: Agar Toilet Ja Ke Aane Ke Bad Dubara
Jane Ki Zarurat Pade Toh Tu Konsa Gaana
Gayega?
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Mataalu: Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki
Hai.

Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup

Commerce Students are not Sad After Love Breakup.

Why?

B'coz

They keep 1 Boy/Girl Friend as Reserve for Doubtful Debts.!!

A Kid's Computer Problem

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About
Computer Problem..

Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star [*****].
What is That joke? .

Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password….

Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One
Standing Behind Me

Studying Philosophy

"If U Do Regular Study,

It Means U D0n't Have Confidence In Urself.

Study At Last Moment & Show Ur Confidence.

Story of Mathematician

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

Me to my Heart

I asked my Heart :
Why can't I Sleep at Night.?
My Heart told me :
Because you have already Slept in
the Afternoon.
Don't act like you are in Love ! :D

Principal Advice

Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
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Students:
Impossible Sir..!! :O
School is only For 6hrs ..!!! ;-

Sabse jyada gussa kab ata hai??

Sabse jyada gussa kb ata hai??
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Jab apka teacher bole ki mai kal class test luga
aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhøol jaye
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Aur class ka koi parhako baccha bol de
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Sir !! Aaj test nahi len ge kya ?? :P

STUDENT'S 1st law of Nalayakness

Rays Emitting from the books are directly proportional to sleepiness..!!

But Cell phone remains constant at bed ;)

"STUDENT'S 1st law of Nalayakness" :P

difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"

Teacher: Whats d difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"??

Student: When u LiKe a Flower, u just Pluck it..

But..

When u LoVe a Flower, u Water it Daily..