Showing posts with label Teacher Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teacher Jokes. Show all posts

Teacher's Day Joke : Guru toh Guru Hota

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Miss Call

Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..! subah mere
mobile pe likha tha-
MISS CALL...

Late Arrival Reason by Pappu

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing...

Story of Mathematician

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

Principal Advice

Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
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Students:
Impossible Sir..!! :O
School is only For 6hrs ..!!! ;-

Sabse jyada gussa kab ata hai??

Sabse jyada gussa kb ata hai??
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Jab apka teacher bole ki mai kal class test luga
aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhøol jaye
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Aur class ka koi parhako baccha bol de
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Sir !! Aaj test nahi len ge kya ?? :P

difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"

Teacher: Whats d difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"??

Student: When u LiKe a Flower, u just Pluck it..

But..

When u LoVe a Flower, u Water it Daily..

Height of memory loss ..

A boy opening his tiffon box on the road side to see ..
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Whether he is going to school
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Coming from school .. !

Bus Conductor & Driver Me Kya Difference Hai ?

Bus Conductor & Driver Me Kya Difference Hai ?

Ans:- Conductor So Jaaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

Or

Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega ..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets practice maths. .

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. .

Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thannk You Auntie!!"

Definition 0f A Holiday

A Holiday Is A Day
When A Man Stops Doing
What His BOSS Wants
And
Starts Doing What His WIFE/GF
Wants ...
Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??

Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki wife.. ;)

What about You

Teacher--U idiot! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
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Student--Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?............

HEIGHT OF STUDING

Policeman saw a class 12 science student crying...:-(

Policeman: what is the matter boy.?
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Boy: "matter is anything that occupies space and haS mass

School faces

Monday :(

Tuesday :/

Wednesday :|

Thursday :)

Friday :D

Saturday ^.^

Sunday -_-

Brilliant Question with Brilliant Answer by Students

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In wich battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independance Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything Wrong???

School vs College

A Big Difference

Between School & College:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Have To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Have To Sit On First Bench..

What Is Education..?

Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

Never add Teacher as Friend on Facebook

A boys fb status:
M online during cls..
Hahaha..
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comment from his teacher:

beta test me 0 mila hai aake dekhega ya tag kru...???

Joke and SMS 's Classic Dictionary

This is the Classic New Dictionary with Cool new Meanings....specially made for College and High School Student's

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage .