10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the. Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi! ...

Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi.? . . . . . . . . Teacher- Nahi to... , . . . . . . . . Pappu :- Kam...

English Sir- Pappu you are late..! Pappu- Sir meri car... Sir- Pappu speak in English, . . . . . . . . . Pappu- My car was fussi...

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water. What does he do? . ....

Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. . . . . . Students: Impossible Sir..!! :O School is only For 6hrs ...

Sabse jyada gussa kb ata hai?? . . . . Jab apka teacher bole ki mai kal class test luga aur nxt day jab wo test lena bhøol jaye . . ...

Teacher: Whats d difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"?? Student: When u LiKe a Flower, u just Pluck it.. But.. W...

A boy opening his tiffon box on the road side to see .. . . . .. . Whether he is going to school OR Coming from school .. !

Bus Conductor & Driver Me Kya Difference Hai ? Ans:- Conductor So Jaaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega Or Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka ...

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid. "Lets practice maths. . Ok? Lets start with addition. Example: Your aunt gave you 2 oranges n 2 ba...

A Holiday Is A Day When A Man Stops Doing What His BOSS Wants And Starts Doing What His WIFE/GF Wants ...

Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.?? Boy: Mendak.. Teacher: 4 aur btao Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa, Menda...

Teacher--U idiot! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about you? . . . ... . . . Student--Sir at your age Hitler commit...

Policeman saw a class 12 science student crying...:-( Policeman: what is the matter boy.? . . . Boy: "matter is anything that oc...

Monday :( Tuesday :/ Wednesday :| Thursday :) Friday :D Saturday ^.^ Sunday -_-

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In wich battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of...

A Big Difference Between School & College: . . In School If You Were Late, You Have To Sit On Last Bench.. . . . But In Colla...

Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

A boys fb status: M online during cls.. Hahaha.. ... comment from his teacher: beta test me 0 mila hai aake dekhega ya tag kru...???

This is the Classic New Dictionary with Cool new Meanings....specially made for College and High School Student's 1. Cigarette: A pinc...