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Boy to Gym coach: I wanna impress this cute girl m gonna meet in 3 days.. which machine should I use? . . Coach: Use the ATM machine outside...

A priest came to a dying man to read him his last rites. "Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest. "This is no time to be ...

Kya aap Machharo se pareshan hai.....? Sone me takleef hoti hai ..? . . . Machharo ke sone ke baad so jao What an idea sir ji :)

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Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and...

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The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the principa...

While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had been opened and distributed. So at his...

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the follo...

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Ques...

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kit...

Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill presse...

The trainers last minute instructions to a jockey were to shout "Up and Over" at each jump. The jockey considered this stupid and ...

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of...

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jah...

Open a new file in your PC. Name it as "Boss". Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, "Are ...