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The Professional Life
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Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1 . "We will do it" means "You will do it" 2 . "You have done a great ...
Lines in Forbes Magazine
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Awesome lines written in Forbes Magazine..... . 'Money is not every thing in life' ... . . . But Make sure tht U have earned s...
Check clearing
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Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga? Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge Customer: dono bank...
What is Self Apraisal?
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A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened t...
it's your Worry
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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran...
What if earth rotates 30 times faster?
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Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Thin...
To do nothing you should be at Top
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A Bird sat on Tree doing NOTHING A Rabbit thought to do the same & sat on Ground Tiger cam & ate it!! Moral : To sit & d...
Our first rule is trustworthiness
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Boss during an Interview Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you. Applicant: What is it Sir? Boss: Our second r...
Pencil in Horlicks
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Ques: Mr.BEAN puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle,Why..? Ans : To make the pencil taller,stronger & sharper.....He is so intelligent
Plumber vs Engineer
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Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Hua Kaalu-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai kamata Plumber-Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha
Three Insurance Persons
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Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat. Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered th...
Advantge of Learning foreign Language
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Mouse was Going wid his Kids A Cat jumped infront of dm Mouse shoutd "BHOW BHOW" Cat runs away Mouse=Dats d Advntge of Lerning for...
Whistle
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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two tho...
Japanese management lecture
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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference...
Never Hate
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Never HATE people who are Jealous Of you, Instead LOVE them, Because they are the one's who Think you are better then them.:-)... Think ...
Why Woman Sit on Right
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WHY DOES WOMAN SIT ON THE LEFT AND MAN ON THE RIGHT AT A WEDDING CEREMONY? ACCORDING TO A BALANCE SHEET, ALL ASSETS ARE ON RIGHT SIDE AND LI...
Get 100% satisfaction
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Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and...
Sensitive Beer
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Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the bo...
Selling Bibles
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While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had been opened and distributed. So at his...
The Rude Customer
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An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when c...
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