Ek kaam tha bhai

Dost : Bhai kaisa hai?
Me : Mast hu.. tu bata?
Dost : Main bhi mast.. Yaar ek kaam tha..! 😶
Me : Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat karte hai....
Ok bye

Viber user karti ho kya

Boy: Viber use krti ho..??

Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai.. Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani Jyada ho warna pocha hi lagaati hun.. .

BOY: hahahahahahahahaha . Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa

Blind v/s Frustrated Engineer

A frustrated software engineer in church shouts, "Why always me, God,why?".
A blind person just beside him assertively says, "Thank you God."
Engineer - "Why do you thank him, he made you blind, you can't see, any beautiful thing in life"
Blind person - "Can you? "

How to be Polite?

CRY versus TRY

'CRY' and 'TRY' have only one letter's difference in spelling.
But a lot in meaning.
'CRY' collapses our confidence and
'TRY' builds our confidence

Why Auto Rickshaw don't go to Mars

Passenger: Bhaiya, Mangal(Mars) pe chaloge?
Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhai

Never underestimate 3 things

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:

1. Wife angry for a reason.

2. Wife angry without reason.

3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!!